With the smallest payroll in baseball, the Astros look set for their third 100-loss season in a row. At least the team doesn't cheap out when signing gastronomic talent: Local celeb chef Bryan Caswell has contributed several delectable dishes to the Minute Maid food lineup, including the new "Freddy Fender," a chorizo sausage that's wrapped in a crispy paprika corn tortilla, placed on a pretzel bun, and topped with tequila-braised onions, Cotija cheese, and cilantro sour cream.