It's been a long 19 months since actor Nick Offerman graced the internet with his dramatic reading of shower thoughts, but the drought is over. The former Parks and Recreation star teamed up again with Mashable for 77 seconds of brain-cracking reflections. The shower thoughts aren't Offerman's own. Rather, they're the product of the koan-filled r/showerthoughts subreddit and an impressive squad of comedians and writers — Megan Amram, Dave King, Sam Means, and Andrea Romano. Our favorite, "Beef jerky is really just a meat raisin."