Sorry, guys, but those polyester, NFL-team-shop gloves you've been wearing since Dubya entered office haven't been acceptable since, well, the turn of the millennium. And you're older now. You've learned things. You have a sense of style. You have standards. So it's time to let your accessories, not just your suits and shoes, reflect that maturation.
That's why we're gearing up for fall with these two-toned gloves from Dutch designers Scotch & Soda. They're sophisticated (100% leather palms!) and warm (burly wool exterior!), providing protection for our hands at the stadium, around the yard, and apple picking with the Mrs. (stop, you do it too). Plus, the buttery brown underside and durable textured top aren't only ideal for fall weather and activities, but also for acting (and dressing) like a grown-up.
The best part about these guys? All you need is one pair. One pair that molds to your hands, complements every outfit, and withstands unwelcome elements, year after year. These gloves do their job simply by existing. So plug-and-play, slip on and go, no muss no fuss – get it? Buy 'em, wear 'em, and move on with your life in style. [$78; scotch-soda.com]