The Braun Series 7 is a bad bet for narcissists: The efficient electric razor gets men in and out of the bathroom in no time. The Series 7's 10,000 micro vibrations per minute and patented ActiveLift foil facilitate an efficient anti-follicular assault that doesn't spare any stubborn, flat hairs. The bendable face also pivots to the contours of the face and neck, making shaving in hard-to-reach areas remarkably easy. And, just in case there is a beard in play, this electric juggernaut offers a precision trimmer perfect for shaping.

The shaver is cordless and charges quickly – a full charge takes only an hour and lasts several weeks – so you don't have to worry about flaunting an accidental goatee. The specialized stand also automatically cleans and polishes the razor, making this the ultimate no-stress bathroom tool futuristic enough to intimidate the most modern electric toothbrush. [$196;]