Try to figure out what the hell a quinella is, then hit the Florida Derby at Gulfstream. Fuel up with an $8 breakfast buffet in the Tiki Hut, then keep the party going with a giant BBQ. Post time's 12:30 pm – reserve your spot on the rail.

Florida Derby: Sat. March 30, 12:30 pm; 901 S. Federal Hwy., 954-457-6201.

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