Yeti Roadie 20

The 5.2-gallon, 20-inch-wide, 16-pound Yeti Roadie 20 might seem like overkill, but it's equipped to handle any situation, from the rowdy crowds at Ralph Wilson Stadium to the rugged landscape of your favorite car camping destination. It can fit 12 long necks or 16 cans, features a stainless steel handle that locks in place for easier carrying, and rubber ball and socket joints that seal it tighter than the Seahawks defense. Its 2.5-inch polystyrene insulation layer keeps drinks cold and ice solid for nearly three days and, unlike most other coolers, it never sweats, so your tailgating spot will stay puddle free. [$230; yeticoolers.com]