Mix food and sex.
Some people have fun using food in the bedroom, but it can easily go the way of George Costanza and his pastrami sandwich. "In reality, bringing food into the bedroom is usually more hassle and mess than fun," says sex therapist Vanessa Marin. Mixing these two can also lead to health problems, especially if you try to insert food into a woman's body. "The vagina has a pH level around 3.8 to 4.5. Disrupting the balance can impact the level of healthy bacteria that keeps other organisms at bay," says Malone. If you really want to have sexy fun with food, instead of putting a donut around your penis (this is a real one), start your next intimate encounter with some chocolate-covered strawberries — and leave them behind once you start getting busy. Flavored lubes are another option.