The Group of Death Is a Mini Tournament
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In a typical tournament, fans would cross their fingers and hope to see Ronaldo take on one of the world's greatest teams. This year, they'll get to see it on June 16, when Portugal face Germany. The prettiest man in football may get his comeuppance. The Germans might get schooled. The only bad news for Americans is that both teams can't lose.