"These days, I live 250 days a year on the road. But up until I was 30, I lived in Baltimore. Once or twice a summer, I'd go to Ocean City, Maryland. I'd wander the boardwalk eating that deadly candy corn and funnel cake and all that crap that rots your teeth. If that's not summer, I don't know what is."
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