Before he was a successful comedian, radio/TV personality, and best-selling author, Adam Carolla dug ditches for a living. After graduating high school with a 1.75 GPA and dropping out of community college, he needed work. He was 18 and on his own, which meant sweeping construction sites, doing earthquake rehab, cleaning carpets, teaching boxing, and instructing traffic school. Hollywood was just down the road, but he didn't dream of stardom.
Carolla, who has just released President Me: The America That's in My Head, a pseudo-political treatise about engineering a less annoying society, took almost as long getting his construction career off the ground as rising to national stardom. He began as a day laborer picking up garbage, sweeping scraps, and stacking dry wall for $7-an-hour. His greatest achievement at the time was saving up $1,100 to buy a used Mazda pickup truck that had barstools where the bench seat had been and an 8-ball for a gearshift knob. He agreed to use it on a work site in exchange for a dollar-an-hour raise.
Carolla continued to work as a manual laborer until a gig hosting Loveline made him a household name in Los Angeles and, subsequently, nationwide. He got famous – The Adam Carolla Show set the Guinness world-record as the most-downloaded podcast of all time and his books In 50 Years We'll All Be Chicks and Not Taco Bell Material became best sellers – but he still enjoyed working with his hands. "I'm a good comedian," he says, "but I'm a great carpenter."
Carolla, who now hosts Catch a Contractor on Spike, gave Men's Journal some guidance on what men can do around the house to make sure they don't have to hire a contractor in the first place.
Carolla suggests installing a $3 deadbolt on your master bedroom door. Although the lock does not have the strength to keep out someone helbent on breaking in, it stalls them and gives you time to move. There are also more practical reasons for doing this.
"It's not going to stop a crazy junkie from goin' Kool Aid Man and puttin' his shoulder through it, but it will stop the kids from walking in on mommy and daddy, uh, making that funny shape," Carolla says. "How many kids have been traumatized by walking in on their parents doing god knows what."
If installing a lock, which requires 20 minutes and a screwdriver, saves billable hours at the shrink, it's a great investment.
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