Before he was a successful comedian, radio/TV personality, and best-selling author, Adam Carolla dug ditches for a living. After graduating high school with a 1.75 GPA and dropping out of community college, he needed work. He was 18 and on his own, which meant sweeping construction sites, doing earthquake rehab, cleaning carpets, teaching boxing, and instructing traffic school. Hollywood was just down the road, but he didn't dream of stardom.
Carolla, who has just released President Me: The America That's in My Head, a pseudo-political treatise about engineering a less annoying society, took almost as long getting his construction career off the ground as rising to national stardom. He began as a day laborer picking up garbage, sweeping scraps, and stacking dry wall for $7-an-hour. His greatest achievement at the time was saving up $1,100 to buy a used Mazda pickup truck that had barstools where the bench seat had been and an 8-ball for a gearshift knob. He agreed to use it on a work site in exchange for a dollar-an-hour raise.
Carolla continued to work as a manual laborer until a gig hosting Loveline made him a household name in Los Angeles and, subsequently, nationwide. He got famous – The Adam Carolla Show set the Guinness world-record as the most-downloaded podcast of all time and his books In 50 Years We'll All Be Chicks and Not Taco Bell Material became best sellers – but he still enjoyed working with his hands. "I'm a good comedian," he says, "but I'm a great carpenter."
Carolla, who now hosts Catch a Contractor on Spike, gave Men's Journal some guidance on what men can do around the house to make sure they don't have to hire a contractor in the first place.
Maintain the Washer and Dryer
Having a washer and dryer is a luxury most people take for granted, but if the machines aren't maintained they can become a ticking time-bomb. "When it comes to your washer and dryer, replace those hoses every few years," Carolla says, adding that it's worth paying extra for the steel braided hoses over the rubber ones. "If you leave your house and a pipe bursts, the entire house will be ruined and there'll be mold growing and floors will be buckling."
Carolla also recommends installing automatic shut-off valves so your washer doesn't run endlessly if you're on the road or at work. A different approach? Just turn the whole thing off. "I can never get my wife to do this, but I mean, there should be a valve that you shut off, when you're not using your washing machine," he says.
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