The Rangers have gotten a ton of press (complete with predictable "everything's bigger in Texas" gags) for their "Boomstick," a two-foot, $26 chili-cheese dog. But we prefer the more inventive, less expensive, and far tastier Sausage Sundae: Two halves of a peppery sausage link reclining on a bed of garlic mashed potatoes, macaroni and cheese, and chopped brisket, topped with a parsley and pepper garnish.
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