Somewhere around the sixth – or seventh or eighth – glass of wine, things get a bit hazy. You look down the dinner table at the other guests chatting like lifelong friends, their faces illuminated by candles and the moon. The smell of the gourmet meal mixes with the smell of red dirt and the din of oversized insects drowns out the conversation. The safari camp feels like it ought to be reserved for Hemingway, or, at the very least, European nobility, but there you are.
Thanks to the growing number of outfitters – an estimated 500 at last count– and the increased accessibility of Africa's wildlife areas provided by Turkish Airlines flights from Istanbul to Nairobi, Kigali, and the base of Kilimanjaro, it has never been easier to actually go on safari. But the choices that make this ultimate travel experience more feasible also present a new obstacle. Booking a trip to the Serengeti, Masai Mara, or southern African reserves requires either the willingness to pay an established, reputable company like General Tours, which runs luxury trips all over the world and can provide access to amazing lodges and camps, or a great deal of research and savvy. As Tom Yule, a seasoned expedition leader, explains, cut-rate companies are bringing cut-throat business to the plains. Choose the wrong outfitter and you may find yourself stranded on the savannah. "Your dream holiday can become an absolute nightmare," says Yule.
The risk is largely a function of price. After paying around $7,500 for a 9-day vacation, you're not going to be comfortable roughing it. And you shouldn't be, especially when it's fairly simple to differentiate between potential trips. The best way to separate the serious outfitters from the opportunists? Look at amenities. If a group is willing to shell out on hot showers, wi-fi, top-end linens, and professional chefs, you can conclude that they will also willingly pay for local guiding talent. And make no mistake, guides matter. Without someone experienced, your chances of seeing the Big Five (lion, elephant, buffalo, rhino, leopard) decline sharply and you may even find yourself in danger. The bush is, after all, hard country.
Here is how to book that safari you've always dreamt about while avoiding flyer's remorse, frustration, and death by mauling.
Extend Your Trip
You've already made the trek halfway around the world, so consider extending your stay. Established and connected companies like General Tours will be more than happy to arrange the next leg of your trip.
For a Beach Vacation: Head to Zanzibar and hang out in the old hotels in Stone Town. There, you can eat at what might be the world’s best open-air fish market or check out the pristine beaches on the northern coast.
To Explore the Jungle: Take a short flight to Kigali and head into the Ruwenzori mountains on a Gorilla trek. You may well spot some, and you’ll definitely enjoy the amazing scenery offered by the "Mountains of the Moon."
For an Urban Weekend: Most of Turkish Airlines' Africa routes run back and forth between major cities and the airline's Istanbul hub. On your way home, don't hesitate to book an extended layover in Istanbul and check off two more continents by taking the ferry from Europe to Asia. Tickets on the most reliable airline operating in Africa come with an excuse to have a European adventure. Not a bad deal.
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