The preponderance of grooming advice for men has much to recommend when it comes to shampoos and detanglers, hair wax, facial exfoliator, shaving cream, and cologne. Under-eye cream: also covered. But when it comes right down to it, the single most important element of grooming – aside from basic washing and scrubbing, which we trust you to manage – is the haircut. It frames the face. It says, "I'm a successful Madison Avenue ad man" or "I live in the woods like Jeremiah Johnson" or "I just don't give a damn." Haircut advice typically suggests where to go and what to ask for.
Our question, to the chagrin of partners and loved ones: Can we just cut it ourselves? To find out, we met with Jen Atkin, a Los-Angeles-based hairstylist and the celebrity stylist for Clear Men Scalp Therapy. Atkin has cut some famous hair in her day – George Clooney, Josh Hartnett, Kid Rock even – and was kind enough to give this author a cut. She also rather cautiously outlined a strategy for tackling the do-it-yourself haircut. Not surprisingly, she has strong reservations about us men cutting our own hair – "You don't want to do major damage right in front of your face," she says" – but we believe in it. The idea here is not to replace haircuts altogether; it's to keep a good cut looking fresh without going to the barber or salon.
A few weeks after the appointment with Jen, on a trip his native New Hampshire, far away from the fancy barbers and stylists of New York City, this correspondent steadied his hand and followed the steps below – and, damn, he looks pretty good. Go out and do likewise, gents.
Part your hair the right way.
Part your hair at the outer edge of each eyebrow and comb the hair that's below the part down on both sides. "You're sectioning it off so you're not cutting the hair on top too short," she says. This should be a familiar technique: Hairstylists do it at the beginning of every cut, right after they wash your hair. The tricky steps are coming up next. Pour a glass of Scotch to prevent shaky hands.
Credit: Photograph by Jeremy Berger