Stihl MS 271
Credit: Travis Rathbone

Few tools match the testosterone-spiking thrill of a chain saw – until its kickback makes you shake like a dashboard hula dancer. Enter the Stihl MS 271, which uses a sophisticated antivibration system to dampen its 2.6-kilowatt engine's oscillations, killing the shakes (and keeping your hands from going numb). It'll be tough not to deforest the whole backyard. [$440;]