Chubbies Sport Utility Shorts

It takes some serious cajones to wear these shorts, but the reward is an immersion into the kind of unadulterated masculinity that arises out of shamelessness. These full-on American produced shorts are the shortest of the bunch. But, to be honest, the glutes like the fresh air. Reinforced inseams and double-stitched pockets combined with a rugged canvas reveal a product that’s ready to get dirty. A removable high-tension bearing d-ring belt and a sunglass-cleaning pouch are nice perks. [$59.50; Chubbies]