Sure, the White Mammoth Ranch in Chowchilla, CA. has goats, sheep, and chickens on the premises, but it also has a 750 sq. ft. master bedroom that includes a jacuzzi, six-foot-wide dual-headed shower, a queen size bed, and 37" flat screen HD TV. It isn't exactly roughing it in the heart of the Central Valley, but that's probably not what you're looking for. Instead, at $65 dollars a night, with a horse ranch located next door where you can take lessons, and three National Parks located within 90 minutes, you'll have more than enough to do including appreciating the natural beauty of central California.