Worst Off the Rack Look: T.J. Miller
Competition was fierce between Silicon Valley’s T.J. Miller and Game of Thrones writer/serial-killer George R.R. Martin. But while Martin tried his best with a beyond messy fit, Miller's knockout blow came in the form of a baggy “borrow this for the weekend” number from either After Six or his dad’s closet, showing the buckles and adjustments of his pre-tied bow in just about every photo taken during the night. Martin, too, looked last minute, hurried and sloppy, but we’re bumping him to the number two spot as an act of faith, hoping his appearance went by the wayside due to the stresses of many productive hours finishing his masterpiece, so we can see everyone in the show die once and for all, and so show star Kit Harrington will finally cut his hair.