Udderly Smooth

We'll excuse the name's corny pun because this cream is terrific. Designed 30 years ago for use on dairy cattle's overworked udders, the light lanolin and allantoin-based cream has since developed a cult following among humans. It's extremely cost effective, fast absorbing, non-greasy, and smells innocuous – vaguely like Irish Spring soap. [$2.99 for 4 ozwalgreens.com]