Lieutenant Aldo Raine - Inglorious Basterds
We joke about "Amurica," but the rebel spirit seeks to redeem itself in battle time and again. Like it or not, it's an ingredient in the gumbo of our world-famous gusto for rushing in and kicking asses. Enter Lt. Aldo Raine. He is "never say die" wrought into man, if the noose burn ringing his throat didn't entirely clue you in, and the only thing he loves more than chaw and baseball is killing "Nat-zees." We never got our hands on Adolf in this reality, but thanks to Raine we have a better idea of what it would be like if we had. And he looks damn good doing it. Lucky basterd.