Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho, who would most definitely be on the villains list if he brought his talents to bear on a national team, called his former player a "diver." And he's not wrong. Give Drogba a little nudge or a tap on the shin and he'll launch his body into the air like an expendable extra from a Michael Bay movie. On the other hand, he almost single-handedly brought a ceasefire to his native country, so his villainy is at least contained to the field.
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