This summer, the World Cup comes to Brazil, the country that perfected the "Beautiful Game." You know what we say to that? Blah, blah blah, blah blah. A rich tradition of excellence is great and all, but the best way to get into soccer is to take an aggressive dislike to someone on not-your-team. You can have your fancy passing and your gorgeous freekicks; we'd rather spend our time screaming at these 14 divers, cheaters, and all-around dirtbags.
Fabio Capello, Russia
The former Italian player turned England Manager turned international mercenary isn't coaching Putin’s squad because he needs the money. Capello is famously an art collector and – allegedly – a proficient avoider of taxation. He'll be with the Russian squad until a champion is crowned in Moscow. He wasn't born there, it just makes professional sense for him to help out a country that thinks starting a land war in Europe might be a good idea.
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