This summer, the World Cup comes to Brazil, the country that perfected the "Beautiful Game." You know what we say to that? Blah, blah blah, blah blah. A rich tradition of excellence is great and all, but the best way to get into soccer is to take an aggressive dislike to someone on not-your-team. You can have your fancy passing and your gorgeous freekicks; we'd rather spend our time screaming at these 14 divers, cheaters, and all-around dirtbags.
Guiseppe Rossi, Italy
One of Italy's star forwards, he's been plagued by injuries, but if he plays here's why you should hate him: Because he's American – born and raised in New Jersey. Rossi spurned Team USA to play for Italy, his parents' homeland.
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