Luis Suarez, Uruguay
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The forward is a biter and a malcontent who famously received a suspension for making racists remarks on the field (an activity usually reserved to the grandstands). He also happens to be one of the best attackers in the world, the type of player who makes your jaw drop once, twice, or three times a game with the audacity of the move he attempts and the skill he shows pulling it off. Suarez is an ass, yes, but he’s also one of the most entertaining players on Earth. Oh, and he’s a diver.