Sepp Blatter, FIFA
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While the previous nine entries have their villainous moments, there's only one true supreme evil in international soccer and that's the man in charge of FIFA. Blatter turns a blind eye to racism (suggesting players shake hands at the end of games) and corruption (nearly half his Executive Committee has been forced to resign in disgrace) as he lines his pockets and the pockets of his associates with riches. Blatter was instrumental in rewarding the 2018 Cup to Russia then laughed when it was suggested that having a host country that punishes homosexuality was thoughtless. He also screwed over Bolivia by deciding no FIFA matches should take place more than 8,200 feet above sea level. Blatter is truly the sportocrat’s sportocrat.