Become a Brewmaster
Infiltrate the beer industry at the highest level. As Garrett Oliver, Brooklyn Brewery brewmaster, instructs, "Use the Force. Look deep into your bartender's eyes, point your fingers, wiggle them suggestively, and slowly say, 'Brewwwwmassssster...'" Though he jokes about the technique, his unique gig does score him free booze. "Even though I never ask anyone for a free drink, using the Force seems to produce them," he says. "However, [for it to work,] you really do have to brew beer for a living and you must return this hospitality at any time, without fail, when another member of 'The Family' shows up at your brewery."