Date a Bartender
Perhaps the easiest way to get a free beer is to cozy up to the person serving it. Personal relationships are the most direct means of scoring a beer, and by regularly making out with the man or woman who pours them, you'll shoot to the top of his or her priority list for gratis drinks. Of course, if you're dating a person solely for the brew, you might be a sociopath…or an alcoholic. Either way, you've now got more money to spend on getting help.