And, of course, the Presidential Beast
President Trump’s new car is going to be huuuuuuge. Yuge! Trump, who’s currently riding around in “The Beast” that Obama used, will soon take delivery of his Cadillac-sourced presidential monster truck. It will be heavily armed against ballistic, IED, and chemical weapons attacks, and also fitted with an advanced communications suite and emergency medical equipment. Its engine type remains unknown, but with Scott Pruitt your E.P.A. Head, will he even care? It’s all fake news anyway.