What should every man know about women?
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What should every man know about women?

Avoid the short ones – there's a hidden anger in them, and you never know when the heck it's going to come out. Although there was a great exception to that – my mother was very good-natured, and she was about 4-foot-11. There may be other exceptions; I like Sarah Silverman, I don't know how tall she is. She's OK. Kristen Chenoweth, she's very short, and she's very talented. But you know, I haven't seen her she may get very angry. All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it's a sign of security.