2. Ill-Fitting Shorts
You may not know “nutters" by name, but you have definitely seen this loathsome silhouette masquerading as clothing from dog parks and grocery stores to weekend BBQs. I speak of Nutters, shorts so tight, so slight, that the wearer’s nut sack is flagrantly emphasized. It’s despicable. Even in Europe where Speedos are somehow OK.
The Fix: Cargo shorts and Bermuda shorts are a more flattering option and available wherever clothing is sold.