Do you think we're not going to notice your six-pack? And no, we're not talking about your beer. We’re definitely eying those chiseled abs at that “V thing” gets us every time. Which brings us to the next point about muscles: If you’ve been hitting the gym hard this year in preparation for operation beach bod, than more power to you. But sitting on the beach, flexing, is in every way, shape, and form a huge turn off. And just so you know, women scan your body in the following order: your belly (sorry, it’s the first thing that we see); your butt; your face; your arms (too big and you’re a narcissist); your calves; your crotch; and your back. But of course, in the same way it catches your initial attention for women, we notice your eyes first. So be sure to raise those shades every once and a while.