Your Kid Got Suspended From School for Swearing
I grew up in a household where swearing was allowed. My dad was a Navy SEAL who swore like the sailor he was, so he felt like a hypocrite whenever he told us not to swear. He did tell us, however, not to swear outside of the house or whenever company was around, and we were generally pretty good about following this rule.
But, of course, sometimes the F-bomb slipped out, and that meant we got in trouble for swearing a few times at school. So, if you’re looking to play outside on a week day, just tell the little white lie that you have to pick up your kid from school because he’s being sent home for saying the F-word.
To make it more believable, show up to work for a few hours and then get a fake phone call from an ally who’s in on the ruse.
Estimated length of effectiveness: One to two days, depending on how strict your kid’s school is. Regardless, that’s enough time to go on a horseback riding adventure.
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