Orlando Bloom standup paddleboards naked with Katy Perry

Actor Orlando Bloom was photographed on vacation with singer Katy Perry in Sardinia, Italy, Tuesday, although it isn’t the new romance that has the internet in a tizzy.

Nope, for whatever reason, Bloom decided to let it all hang out.

He and Perry went on a tandem standup paddle session out on the crystal-clear water and Bloom was completely naked.

The strange episode has left us with so many questions — mainly, “Why?” And “He paddleboards?”

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While many beaches in Europe are topless, it’s uncommon to go trunk-less. Even stranger is that he’s paddling around a bikini-clad Perry, who seems totally unfazed.

Of course, people were quick to react to the shocking photos that were released by New York Daily News.

Perry is releasing a music video today titled “Rise.” Whether this was Bloom’s way of erhmm … promoting it is still unclear.

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