
Now, going into this venture I had been deep sea fishing maybe five times in my life — far from what you would consider an experienced angler. But a hot summer in Southern California had combined with warm sea patterns to produce immaculate tuna-fishing conditions, and the fishing boats returning to San Diego prior to our departure had been unloading tuna by the dozen, so I figured I’d be alright.
I was wrong.
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What followed was a little more than 12 hours of me failing at a multitude of fishing tasks ranging from simple to complex, while somehow managing to successfully land a fish. With that in mind, here’s everything you need to know to survive (and enjoy) your first time deep sea fishing.
Take all the Dramamine you can get your hands on

One of the guys on the trip, named Joel, apparently underestimated how sensitive his body was to seasickness, and before people had even retired to sleep on the first night of the trip, he was puking over the side of the boat. While that makes for a funny story, it can also make for a miserable trip because, as luck would have it, seasickness is nearly impossible to shake while still on a boat.
While he was still able to land some big fish, Joel ended up spending a solid part of his trip either puking or napping, so if you’re unsure how you’ll handle the open seas, err on the side of caution.
Get to bed early

I, on the other hand, stayed up drinking PBRs and got to sleep around midnight. Consequently, I couldn’t drag myself out of my bed until about 7 a.m. and missed the early-morning rush of fish.
Before I had even woken up, the guy who organized the trip, Ashton, had already landed two massive tuna. So don’t be like me, be like Ashton.
Learn to love free time

But those 81 fish were caught in three waves, the first being the aforementioned early-morning rush, the second being in the early afternoon and the third being just before happy hour. Each instance lasted at most an hour and a half, and in between those three flurries of fishing action, there was absolutely no action.
So, find a way to amuse yourself. Drink some beer and practice your conversation skills, because otherwise you may go insane. Part of the beauty of being out on the water is that no matter what time you crack your first cold one, nobody is going to judge you.
Don’t be afraid to ask for help

Our boat was using sardines and mackerel as live bait to lure the tuna up from the depths. In order to hook your bait, you had to grab a live fish, hook it while it was still flipping around in your hand and hopefully get it into the ocean before it had spent all of its energy. Now, when performed by a seasoned fisherman, that process is a quick, effortless collection of steps that takes no more than 10 seconds.
When performed by someone like me, it can look like someone attempting to juggle a wet bar of soap while trying to thread a needle. It was far from graceful.
I would say that I probably baited and cast my line more than two dozen times throughout the day, and not once did I get even a nibble. The one time I asked a crewmember to bait and cast my line, I hooked my only fish of the day in seconds.

Eat whatever you catch raw on the boat

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