Sarcastic, intensely raunchy and filled with witty humor, box-office sensation Deadpool almost didn’t make it to the big screen. After 11 years in the making Ryan Reynolds finally got his favorite superhero his own movie, even getting co-writing credits for Deadpool 2.
Reynolds plays the wise-cracking, fourth wall-breaking anti-hero, and his character doesn’t stray too far to what the actor is like in real life.
Repeatedly trolling his wife, kids, and fans online, Reynolds has become known for his quick wit and ruthless jokes, especially aimed at those he loves the most.
Here are just a few of times Ryan Reynolds channeled his inner “Merc with a Mouth” in real life.
Who would pick a fight with someone as sweet as Paddington? That’s right. Deadpool would:
So honored by all the @peopleschoice noms. Hope you vote for Deadpool 2 and feel free to write us in for best Family Film. Because watch your fucking back, Paddington.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 5, 2018
Taking shots at not only his wife Reynolds calls out Steve Martin on this post, making this Mother’s Day an Instagram holiday to remember:
Family holidays definitely seem like the go-to for a good joke. Comparing your father to a back-up option in case anything happens to your vital organs? Classic Deadpool humor:
Having matching donor organs in case anything happens to me is a true blessing. #HappyFathersDay
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 17, 2018
No one is safe from Ryan Reynolds jokes. Not even his two daughters:
My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 16, 2017
My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 23, 2017
My daughter's only 6 months old and already drawing. I'd hang it on the fridge but honestly, it's absolute garbage.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2015
Another Instagram, another perfect mix of sarcasm and narcissism:
What’s a plane ride without a raunchy tweet to go with it?:
Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn't until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) February 23, 2017
Only Ryan Reynolds can put together a sentence this aggressive that makes this much sense:
Bob Ross is very calming. 5 min into this show, it feels like you've been fucked to death by a thousand pillows. pic.twitter.com/UMazluwLui
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 17, 2017
Can’t you just imagine Deadpool posting this for Vanessa’s birthday? We sure can:
Happy Birthday to my amazing wife. pic.twitter.com/7vulMXqOdp
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 26, 2017
Honestly this sounds like a bit of a handful, even for Deadpool:
Being a father means responsibility. Not just for your main family, but also the secret one in Denmark nobody knows about.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2016
