Super Mario Ate a Mushroom
The term “scares both coaches” was made for Italian striker Mario Balotelli. He scores nearly as often as he’s in trouble with coaches, policemen, and other authority figures. He can be hard to root for, but he’s impossible to root against. He’s the only man in the tournament who could spend less time with a shirt on than Ronaldo.
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