The Arizona Diamondbacks just unveiled the newest addition to their concession stand lineup for the 2015 season. Behold, the Churro Dog. In honor of this new delicious dessert dog livening up the spring, we found five more of the fattiest, most delicious concession stand foods that are sure to make you love to hate yourself at baseball stadiums all over the country. These stadiums definitely bring the idea of ‘cheat day’ to a whole new level.
Name: The Churro Dog
What is it?: Churro + Doughnut Bun+Frozen yogurt+Whipped toppings.
Where can I get it?: Arizona Diamondbacks, Chase Stadium
Thoughts: This dog is heaven for anyone with a serious sweet tooth. Seriously, mixing a ballpark favorite with a dessert is pure sugary genius. Oh, and here are 8 More Great Fat-Burning Intervals… just incase you feel the need to hit the gym after hitting the ballpark.
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) March 5, 2015
Where can I get it?: Texas Rangers, Globe Life Park
What is it: A 24-inch (yes that’s TWO FEET) beef brisket quesadilla, on top of a HUGE pile of Doritos.
Thoughts: Wow, everything really is bigger in Texas. With all that meaty cheesy goodness, you may not be able to get out of your seat after eating this big boy.
— Schuyler Dixon (@apschuyler) March 28, 2013
Name: The Brunch Burger
Where can I get it? Pittsburgh Pirates, PNC Park
What is it? More like what isn’t it, a cheeseburger with bacon and an egg, all cozy on a glazed doughnut bun.
Thoughts: With the doughnut and egg, this is clearly a great ballpark breakfast choice. If you want to boost your breakfast with some healthier (still tasty) options try this Healthy Breakfast Recipe: Fitter French Toast.
The Pittsburgh Pirates are becoming more respectable in my book for their "Brunch Burger" pic.twitter.com/6OdnKdlVZD
— The Zone (@ZoneMadison) August 28, 2014
Name: Three Pound Ice-Cream Sundae Helmet.
Where can I get it? Chicago White Sox, U.S. Cellular Field
What is It? The mother of all ice cream helmet sundaes, this monster weighs in at three pounds. That’s three pounds of strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate, caramel, and strawberry sauces—oh, and it’s topped with bananas and cherries.
Thoughts: You better eat this bad boy fast, because it seems like it would have a huge melt issue.
— dave (@djunderh2o) May 2, 2014
Name:Pulled Pork Parfait
Where can I get it? Milwaukee Brewers, Miller Park
What is It? A Parfait full of pulled pork and mashed potatoes layered in BBQ sauce.
Thoughts: This is the best thing that has happened to the parfait since, well, ever. Also, it has its own twitter account, so there’s that. Want to make it at home? Check out this healthier alternative: Greek Yogurt: Your BBQ Secret Weapon.
— Pulled Pork Parfait (@MillerParkPork) May 3, 2012
Name: D-Bat Dog
Where can I get it? Back at the home of the Churro-Dog. Arizona Diamondbacks, Chase Stadium
What is it? An 18- inch corn dog wrapped in six slices of bacon and packed with cheese and jalapenos.
Thoughts: The Arizona Diamondbacks may or may not be trying to give their fans a heart attack.
— Ray Hammond (@rayandem) June 7, 2014