Morning, dudes. Here’s the latest in cool stuff to start your weekend right on this Friday, November 6, 2015:
Ronda Rousey’s Sex Guide: The incandescent MMA star says the one mistake a guy absolutely cannot make in bed is teeth-to-teeth contact. “Even though I do a sport where I get punched in the face for a living, if your teeth hit my teeth more than a few times, I’m over it already,” she said. [Maxim]
Chew the Fat!: Aziz Ansari absolutely nailed his impersonation of Louisiana Gov. (and current Republican presidential candidate) Bobby Jindal on The Tonight Show. “I have a theory that he’s not Indian,” said Ansari, who was promoting his upcoming Netflix comedy series Master of None. “I don’t know any Indian person that would allow himself to lose to that many white people in a contest.” [NBC News]
Man Survives Brain Worm: Luis Ortiz, 26, was rushed to a hospital in northern California with splitting headaches in September—and that’s where doctors discovered he had a tapeworm larvae lodged in a cyst in his brain, where it was cutting off the flow of water to chambers of his brain. “It was a close call,” Dr. Soren Singel told the Napa Valley Register. After just 30 more minutes of the blockage, Ortiz would have been dead. [Napa Valley Register]
In Cold Blood: The Weinstein Company just dropped a new trailer for Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight, featuring an all-star cast headed by Kurt Russell, Channing Tatum, Jennifer Jason Leigh, and Samuel L. Jackson. Also: Walton Goggins! (It’s in theaters Jan. 8, 2016).
Adidas and Native American Mascots: Adidas is offering free design resources and funding to American high schools looking to drop Native American mascots, nicknames, imagery, or symbolism, the company announced in conjunction with the White House Tribal Nations Conference in Washington. [Associated Press]
First Olympus, Now London?!: After surviving an invasion attempt against the White House in Olympus Has Fallen, Aaron Eckhart and Gerard Butler—erm, the president and his Secret Service bodyguard—will get stuck in London, doing pretty much the same thing, in London Has Fallen. Also: Morgan Freeman!