Happy Friday, dudes. Enjoy the latest in guy news for Friday, September 4—and enjoy the long weekend.
Truck Stick: Jarryd Hayne, an Australian rugby import trying to gain a foothold on the San Francisco 49ers roster, utterly laid out Chargers cover man Lowell Rose in a preseason matchup. Remember, he’s used to doing that without pads.
Hot Damn, Rihanna: RiRi wears a spectacular mesh top in her latest Dior photoshoot. She does not wear a bra. We recommend you check out the pics. [Rihanna x Dior]
She’s Got a Sweet Side: Ronda Rousey stars in the latest Carl’s Jr. / Hardees ad, in which she takes a (ridiculously large) bite out of Cinnamon Swirl French Toast Breakfast Sandwich. Hopefully she changes out her wraps before training, since the sandwich is covered in maple syrup sauce. [Men’s Fitness]
Happy Birthday, Bey: It’s Beyonce’s birthday, even though we all know she’s ageless. Here’s how to get your girl’s but to look like hers, genetics notwithstanding. [Men’s Fitness]
For Your Gym Listening: Rick Ross just dropped a 17-track mixtape called Black Dollar, featuring The-Dream, Gucci Mane, Meek Mill, Wale, Future, August Alsina, and others. It’s his first mixtape since 2014’s Mastermind. (The title of track 4: “Bill Gates.”) [Complex]
This Is the Swag You’re Looking For: Merchandise from Star Wars: The Force Awakens hits stores today (#ForceFriday, ya’ll), eliciting hosannas from the nerd kingdoms and harried parents trying to find Millenium Falcon backpacks for their third-graders. [Tech Insider]
In Actual Space News: The Atlas V rocket that erupted from Cape Canaveral this morning created a spectacular multi-colored contrail in the predawn sky. [The Verge]