The NSA Resolves to Not Share Our Drunk Texts
When news broke in June that the NSA had the ability to track practically everyone’s cell phones, our immediate reaction was to delete all of our texts. Since we can’t imagine that did anything toward actually correcting the problem, we solemnly ask the NSA to never publish, reveal, or otherwise hint at a hypothetical message exchange that occurred between midnight and 3 a.m. on a Tuesday in March after a few daiquiris and too much time on Facebook. Thank you.
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