We’ll admit it: When we saw Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s announcement that David Hasselhoff would be joining the all-star cast of the new Baywatch movie, we got a little excited. This is the Hoff! The Hoff returns! Remember when you first heard that Star Wars would be getting Episode VII? It’s like that, except the sequel is rated R and stars the Rock. Also, chest hair! (And Alexandra Daddario! And Kelly Rohrbach! And Priyanka Chopra! And Ilfenesh Hadera!)
So we did the only thing we could: We dove into the photo archives and found every photographic testament to David Hasselhoff in all his hairy-chested, epic, totally unselfconscious glory. You’re welcome, Internet.
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