When you’re jacked, you get to take your shirt off in public.
When you’re Michael Phelps, you get to take off pretty much everything you’re wearing except for swim gear, Chippendale’s accessories, and 22 Olympic medals, And you show up behind the Arizona State University student section’s “Curtain of Distraction.”
The best part: It totally worked.
Stephen Thompson Jr., the Oregon State player forced to attempt two free throws while staring down that spontaneous appearance of OIympic excellence and/or manflesh, missed both shots. ASU went on to win, 86-68.