Watch Seinfeld’s Kramer Inhale 3,019 Calories in 3.5 Minutes

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“You feed him, he’ll never leave!” Jerry Seinfeld warns his TV mom about his food-aholic friend Kramer. Over nine seasons, you’ve seen the sitcom sidekick barge into Jerry’s apartment. Now you can watch every time Kramer has ever raided his neighbor’s fridge in this new 3½-minute supercut. High-haired “Hobo Joe,” as Jerry nicknamed his mooch of a friend, had quite the craving, with snacks running the gamut of (in order of appearance):

* Mini Ritz crackers
* Double Crunch cereal 
* Shredded coconut
* Salad dressing
* Dijon mustard
* Pickles
* Coffee
* A sandwich
* Chinese food
* Maple syrup
* Expired milk
* Tomato juice
* A feta cheese omelet
* Carrots and celery (“Well I’mma have to take it but I don’t have to like it.”)
* and Bachman hard pretzels

The total “nutritional” info: 3,019 calories, 119 grams of fat, 353 grams of carbs!

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