Happy holidays folks! It's the second full week of bowl games, with plenty to get excited about, as some of the nation's most entertaining teams make their foray into postseason pageantry. Never-say-die Miami (OH) will put their inspiring season-ending win streak on the line against an SEC opponent, while bazillion-point scoring machine Pittsburgh tests the Big 10 waters against Northwestern. Conference bragging rights are likewise on the line with Arkansas taking on Virginia Tech, and Oklahoma State challenging Colorado in the unofficial game of the week. One complaint amidst a placid sea of gratification: can't we do better than "The Belk Bowl"? Nothing against the venerable department store chain, but couldn't they adorn their sponsorship with something even slightly more festive? Like, say, the Eggnog Bowl sponsored by Belk? Or, like, the Decorative Wreath Bowl or the Pine Fir Bowl or the Stocking Stuffer Bowl? Come on Belk, bunch of ways you can go here. Gimme something I can use. Let's get to the games.