Taco Bell Announces World Series Promotion That Likely Results in All of Us Eating Free Tacos

 

We’re gearing up for one of the most compelling World Series in recent memory. The Cubs have the best team in the majors but are currently under siege by the very rich Los Angeles Dodgers, and in the American League the Cleveland Indians are trying to upend two city-wide curses in one year against the Toronto Blue Jays. The mere chance of having a Cubs-Indians final would involve so much spiritual paranoia that I’m not sure the world could take it.

Even despite all that, there's still a distinct possibility you just don't care about baseball. But you should: There might be a free taco in it for you. 

For the fifth consecutive year, Taco Bell is running its Steal a Base, Steal a Taco promotion, where, if a player steals a base during the World Series, everyone in America gets a free Doritos Locos Taco, which I can say from experience, are shockingly better than they look. 

If you are completely ignorant of baseball, let me inform you that someone will absolutely steal a base during the World Series. It is bound to happen. So you’re pretty much guaranteed a taco. So please keep that in mind next time you say sports are a waste of time.

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