Yes: Bow tie. (No: Reindeer sweater.) Tie it (below). Look in mirror. Now you get it.
1) Place around your neck.
Grasp the ends and make a knot, leaving one side slightlyed longer than the other.
2) Fold the shorter end into a bow.
Position it gently over the knot so the two ends make a cross.
3) Don’t lose your grip.
4) Grab the left and right sides of the folded end.
Pinch them together in front of the dangling end.
5) Feed the middle of the dangling end.
Pull it through.
Tighten the bow by pulling on opposite sides and halves at the same time.