Jon Stewart is Auctioning His ‘Daily Show’ Worn Suits on Ebay

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Our ambassador of principled absurdity, Jon Stewart, is exiting his job as host of The Daily Show after 16 years, and doing a little more than piling his office into cardboard boxes. He's leaving a few things on the proverbial curb for America — and for charity! Stewart is auctioning off his wardrobe on Ebay from now until July 30, and though a man of the people he may be, the host wore made-to-measure Armani every night of the week during his run.

So if our own daily reminders don't convince you that working hard and looking right are not mutually exclusive concepts, take it from a man who regularly made Helen Mirren laugh that if-we-both-weren't-married laugh. At bidding-war prices, starting around $200 and quickly rising (with 100 percent of proceeds going to Achilles International for disabled athletes) these are solid deals. It's unclear if the collection is laundered, but before you treat yourself to new duds pre-stewed in the comedian's funnier, smarter musk, there's one hitch: the soon-to-be erstwhile host stands only 5-foot-7. A dealbreaker? Or the most auspicious suit a young Jewish cutup could possibly wear on his bar mitzvah? Your call.